Friday, April 29, 2005

Grraaaaahhhh!

Fridays. These are the days where everyone holds off their problems to dump them on me right before the weekend.

So considerate. Sometimes I think I need to pretend like I'm a complete idiot.

Perhaps if I project more of an aura of incompetence, these problems will be avoided.

My life is not a Dilbert cartoon, I swear.

Thursday, April 28, 2005

It's Call-In-An-Airstrike-On-Your-House-Day!

Here's a fun game.
1) Go to Google Maps.
2) Punch in your address.
3) Switch to Satellite view.
4) Zoom aaaallll the way in.
5) Feel really creeped out as you realize that you have nowhere to hide.

I can see my house from here!

My Zombie Valentine

Behold:

http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm

Keerazy zombie happenings. The US will fight conventional wars, nuclear wars, wars on terror. But how will the US handle... ZOMBIE WARFARE?!?!?

Every fallen ally becomes our enemy.
Get an ax.

(Updated: Link's dead, I'm looking for a replacement.)

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Firefly

I'm not in love with Joss Whedon. I didn't really follow Buffy or Angel. He writes quirky dialogue. Quirky is good.

So I finally got around to pulling down the Firefly 4-disk set from Netflix. I won't go into the maddening history of Firefly's amateur-hour cancellation. It's a show that should not have been cancelled.

I hereby declare that I greatly enjoyed this series. And I'll tell you why.

I can recommend this show without being embarrassed. I've always felt a stigma with "sci-fi" films or TV series. With the majority of these, there have always been elements which I simply felt the casual viewer would be immediately alienated. This is especially true of sci-fi television. Shooting straight from the hip, for the guy on the street, sci-fi is boring. The costumes are generally lame, the characters are unlikeable, and the stories are unintelligible. There was always the fear after recommending a show/movie/anime/comic that the question would come back, "You really like this stuff?"
Normal-guy-on-the-street wants good looking people, shooting each other, with funny dialogue interspersed. It is this market that has made Bruckheimer a powerhouse. This is a huge market that sci-fi as an industry should be exploiting.
Firefly offers this, but adds decent, grown-up storytelling to the recipe. Instead of themes that can be summarized in one sentence (i. e. Stealing is bad), this show offers shades of grey. The character's decisions are morally questionable (oh, crap, just like in real life). People kill each other. Sometimes in fair fights, but usually not. Sexuality is an often revisited topic. Sometimes it's a punchline, but usually it's not.

I guess what I'm saying is that Firefly has mainstream appeal, but it's more sensible than typical popular television. It avoids stereotypes, doesn't offer clear answers, and if there were any fart jokes, I missed them. It's a show for adults.

Go rent this or buy it. Then recommend it to others. You won't be embarrassed.

Addict: Natural Selection

This is a placeholder for a review on the Half-Life mod, Natural Selection. Shoot aliens. Eat space marines. Burn out your mind.
I'm hooked on Combat mode, which moves extremely fast, but has a few major flaws.
I missed out on the whole Counterstrike mania, I've only played CS once or twice a year ago. I was eaten alive by the fellers who've been playing CS forever. I was discouraged, and went back to Return to Castle Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory. Ohhh, RTCW. Delicious, delicious RTCW.
There are quite a few inherent similarities between NS Combat and RTCW:ET. Your in-game rewards are performance-based.

I'm going to stop right here, as I don't have time to finish this right now. Great game, go download it.

Sunday, April 24, 2005

Gettysburg

This isn't new, but I love looking at it. It's the first panel of a comic my talented brother and I are working on. It'll be web-based. It will not be a funny webcomic, at least not intentionally.
Behold:




I have no comments about this image.

Build your self esteem!

Play this for a while. I'm no game columnist, but after a while of playing this, I felt pretty darn good.

http://www.tetris1d.org/

Games aren't just about fun, they're about growing as a person.

Saturday, April 23, 2005

Memo to self:

Steal the kiddy menus from every restaurant I hit for the next few weeks.

Those things are a cornucopia of creative content. They overload the senses.

Hop-Frog Kollectiv

I won't lie to you, I'm a huge fan of ambient music. I dig primal beats, I'm just wired that way. Sometimes lyrics get in the way of the vibe.

I'm also a huge fan of free music. If I could tie up the RIAA with duct tape, throw them in the trunk of a foreign-made car, and push it off a cliff, I would.

So Warren Ellis popped this up:

http://www.hop-frog.com/Musik.htm

I'm resonating at the frequency of Track 6 of the Jester Devotional.
Track 7 reminds me of playing Fallout 2: A desert, a beat up car, and lots and lots of guns. Music to survive to. If the world ended and you climbed out of a bunker in the aftermath, this would be the soundtrack.

Feel free to disagree if you like.

Friday, April 22, 2005

Blogger killed my words.

I wrote something, then tried to spellcheck it. I'm finicky in that way.

And my words are gone. I can't remember what I wrote.

Odds are good it was unimportant. Most of what I write is unimportant.

In that way, it is very much like the Federal Tax Code.

-Badger