A few nuggets of joy, looking over my CA voting guide.
Special Bonus Tips for all California State Politicians:
- Your position must not contain any spelling or grammatical errors, either in the handbook or on any voter info websites (Republicans, I'm looking at you).
- Your platform statement should be longer than eight words (Libertarians, Peace and Freedom Party, American Independent Party... Seriously, it's like you guys slept in and had 30 seconds to write something).
- Use of all caps does not portray urgency, it portrays desperation (Peace and Freedom party again).
- "California must never be like Ohio or Florida." Thanks for that cautionary opening line from the Democrats (SecState statement). Opening line. I swear. Words to live by. Everybody, let's be careful out there. Morons.
- There's no way in hell I'm visiting your Myspace page. I'll open that sucker up, and you'll have a John Mellencamp MP3 embedded, I just know it. You're not fooling me. That, and pictures of you with aviator sunglasses. (American Independent Party)
Let's be careful out there.
We could turn into another state if we're not careful. Like Chicago, or something.
Monday, November 06, 2006
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your california is the new banana republic, fla, move over, there's a semi-new crazy state in the bar. every vote counts, vote or die, silly voter like they care about you. gary crab woke up early to vote this morning in elkton--i thought they just shot stuff and cursed colored people out there.
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